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		<title>&#8220;Hamluke&#8221; round-up</title>
		<link>http://www.clarencewethern.com/2011/08/12/hamluke-round-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 07:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hamluke&#8216;s final performance (unless we snag the Encore slot Sunday night) is today at 4:00 PM! Be there! &#160; Hamluke photos by Eric G.Y. Petersen are available on Flickr. Pioneer Press dubs Hamluke a Must See! City Pages calls Hamluke an &#8220;entertaining mix&#8221; which tells a &#8220;fast-paced and engaging version of the original [Hamlet] story.&#8221; &#8220;Hamluke delivered not only what it promised, but much more. Just [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><em>Hamluke</em>&#8216;s final performance</strong> (unless we snag the Encore slot Sunday night) is today at<strong> 4:00 PM</strong>! Be there!</p>
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<p><a title="Hamluke by Minnesota Fringe, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/minnesotafringe/6026230048/"><img src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6125/6026230048_89275bfd2a_m.jpg" alt="Hamluke" width="240" height="160" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21139930@N07/galleries/72157627275265547/" target="_blank"><em>Hamluke</em> photos</a> by Eric G.Y. Petersen are available on Flickr.</p>
<p><strong>Pioneer Press</strong> dubs <em>Hamluke</em> a <a href="http://www.twincities.com/ci_18632533?IADID=Search-www.twincities.com-www.twincities.com" target="_blank">Must See</a>!</p>
<p><strong>City Pages</strong> calls <em>Hamluke</em> an <a href="http://blogs.citypages.com/dressingroom/2011/08/fringe_day_3_co.php" target="_blank">&#8220;entertaining mix&#8221; which tells a &#8220;fast-paced and engaging version of the original [Hamlet] story</a>.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;<em>Hamluke</em> delivered not only what it promised, but much more. Just do yourself a favor and buy your tickets NOW.&#8221; - <a href="http://mnplaylist.com/magazine/column_post/emotiolitical-08072011-921am">Adam Whisner,<strong>Minnesota Playlist</strong></a></p>
<p>&#8220;There were moments when the confluence of Mark Hamill, Clarence Wethern and Hamlet were just about perfect. And many excellent moments, often from Lindsay Marcy. And I&#8217;m very enthusiastic about any production that dresses children up in costumes that restrict their vision and then makes them toddle about.&#8221; - <a href="http://www.fringefestival.org/2011/show/?id=1565" target="_blank">John Middleton, <strong>Minnesota Playlist</strong></a></p>
<p><strong>MPLS.TV</strong> recommends <em>Hamluke</em>, praising the <a href="http://www.mpls.tv/2011/08/08/fringe-festival-first-weekend/" target="_blank">&#8220;swift, energetic acting and hilarious one-liners</a>.&#8221;</p>
<p>Listen to Joshua Humphrey interview Brad Erickson and Clarence Wethern about <em>Hamluke</em> on the <a href="http://www.tctheaterconnection.com/?p=1465" target="_blank"><strong>Twin Cities Theater Connection</strong>podcast</a>.</p>
<p>Like <em>Hamluke</em> on <strong>Facebook</strong>: <a href="http://www.facebook.com/hamluke" target="_blank">facebook.com/hamluke</a></p>
<p>Join the conversation on <strong>Twitter</strong>! Tags your tweets with the<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23hamluke" target="_blank">#Hamluke</a> tag!</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Hamluke&#8221; photos</title>
		<link>http://www.clarencewethern.com/2011/08/10/hamluke-photos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 07:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Minnesota Fringe Festival has posted some photos by Eric G.Y. Petersen from a performance of Hamluke on Flickr. Click here to see the gallery. We have two more performances: Thursday at 10pm &#38; Friday at 4pm. Reservations are recommended, as we&#8217;ve sold out two out of three shows. &#160; &#160; &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 250px"><img title="Hamluke" src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6125/6026230048_89275bfd2a_m.jpg" alt="" width="240" height="160" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Lindsay Marcy &amp; Clarence Wethern. Photo by Eric G.Y. Petersen</p></div>
<p>The <strong>Minnesota Fringe Festival</strong> has posted some photos by Eric G.Y. Petersen from a performance of <strong><em><a href="http://www.fringefestival.org/2011/show/?id=1565">Hamluke</a></em></strong> on Flickr.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21139930@N07/galleries/72157627275265547/">Click here to see the gallery.</a></p>
<p>We have two more performances: Thursday at 10pm &amp; Friday at 4pm. <a href="http://www.fringefestival.org/2011/show/?id=1565">Reservations are recommended</a>, as we&#8217;ve sold out two out of three shows.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Hamluke&#8221; sells out!</title>
		<link>http://www.clarencewethern.com/2011/08/07/hamluke-sells-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 02:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We opened Hamluke last night to a SOLD OUT crowd! Whoo! We were happy, the audience was happy, and it was just a super fun night of theatre and goofing around. We had another great audience today (though not sold out this time), and reviews have started pouring in. The audience reviews on the Fringe [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We opened <em>Hamluke</em> last night to a <strong>SOLD OUT</strong> crowd! Whoo! We were happy, the audience was happy, and it was just a super fun night of theatre and goofing around.</p>
<p>We had another great audience today (though not sold out this time), and reviews have started pouring in. The audience reviews on the Fringe website have given us an average rating of <strong>4.5 &#8220;Kitties&#8221;</strong> (out of 5), and the reviewers say things like:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;&#8230;probably the funniest show I will see this Fringe!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;..a visual love-fest of costumes and props&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Brilliant comedy.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;This play is genius wrapped in sci-fi, served with a gigantic side of hilarity.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;&#8230;this is the most amazing thing I&#8217;m going to see all week.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>The <strong>Pioneer Press</strong> <a href="http://t.co/kDhuR9B">gave <em>Hamluke</em> the coveted <strong>&#8220;Must See&#8221;</strong> rating</a>, saying:</p>
<blockquote><p>A big strong cast, especially Mike Rylander as both the evil lord Darthius and the puppet Polyodius, Clarence Wethern as the whiny indecisive Hamluke and Mahmoud Hakima channeling Billy Dee Williams as Landocrantz.</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;ve gotta say, I was nervous about what sort of reception we&#8217;d receive. I couldn&#8217;t be more elated/relieved/grateful/happy. If you want to catch Hamluke, we have three more performance: Tues @ 8:30, Wed @ 10pm, &amp; Fri @ 4pm.</p>
<p><strong>Visit the <em>Hamluke</em> show page for more info or to reserve tickets:</strong> <a href="http://www.fringefestival.org/2011/show/?id=1565">www.fringefestival.org/2011/show/?id=1565</a></p>
<p><strong>Like <em>Hamluke</em> on Facebook:</strong> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/hamluke">www.facebook.com/hamluke</a></p>
<p>Join the conversation on<strong> Twitter</strong> by using the <strong>#Hamluke</strong> and <strong>#mnfringe</strong> tags.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Hamluke&#8221; at the Minnesota Fringe Festival</title>
		<link>http://www.clarencewethern.com/2011/08/06/hamluke-at-the-minnesota-fringe-festival/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 16:34:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight is the first performance of Hamluke! Head to the Minnesota Fringe site for details and tickets! A long time ago, in a castle far, far away&#8230; Hamluke embarks on a tragic tale of betrayal and revenge in this hilarious, acclaimed, Star Wars-inspired version of William Shakespeare&#8217;s Hamlet, as told by Wookiees, droids, and Jedi Knights. Fresh [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.fringefestival.org/2011/show/?id=1565"><img title="Hamluke Show Image - Version 2" src="http://www.clarencewethern.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Hamluke-Show-Image-Version-2-300x300.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>Tonight is the first performance of <strong><em>Hamluke</em></strong>! <a href="http://www.fringefestival.org/2011/show/?id=1565">Head to the Minnesota Fringe site for details and tickets!</a></p>
<blockquote><p><em>A long time ago, in a castle far, far away&#8230;</em></p>
<p>Hamluke embarks on a tragic tale of betrayal and revenge in this hilarious, acclaimed, <em>Star Wars</em>-inspired version of William Shakespeare&#8217;s <em>Hamlet</em>, as told by Wookiees, droids, and Jedi Knights.</p>
<p>Fresh from their run playing Hamlet and Ophelia in Theatre in the Round&#8217;s production of <em>Hamlet</em>, Clarence Wethern and Lindsay Marcy star as Hamluke and Opheleia. <em>Hamluke</em> also features Mike Rylander reprising his role of Darthius and Polyodius in his final performance in the Twin Cities.</p>
<p>Listen to Joshua Humphrey interview Brad Erickson and Clarence Wethern about <em>Hamluke</em> on the <a href="http://www.tctheaterconnection.com/?p=1465" target="_blank"><strong>Twin Cities Theater Connection podcast</strong></a>.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Clarence Wethern, Actor supports an #OnionPulitzer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:23:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I declare my support for AFAJP, Americans for Fairness in Awarding Journalism Prizes, and their campaign to win a Pulitzer for The Onion. This video joins the ranks of those by such luminaries as Tom Hanks, Ira Glass, Paul Reiser, and the President of Georgia.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I declare my support for <a href="http://afajp.tumblr.com/" target=_blank>AFAJP</a>, Americans for Fairness in Awarding Journalism Prizes, and their campaign to win a Pulitzer for The Onion.</p>
<p><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TgkSg_gS4vc?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>This video joins the ranks of those by such luminaries as <a href="http://youtu.be/GoeCV8QBax0" target=_blank>Tom Hanks</a>, <a href="http://youtu.be/tQDXEnNYWX8" target=_blank>Ira Glass</a>, <a href="http://youtu.be/1RMZHkrmSmY" target=_blank>Paul Reiser</a>, and the <a href="http://youtu.be/XCsrnd_Pkis" target=_blank>President of Georgia</a>.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Re: Your Brains&#8221; video making the rounds</title>
		<link>http://www.clarencewethern.com/2011/04/01/re-your-brains-video-making-the-rounds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 15:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently, I was lucky enough to participate in a music video for Jonathan Coulton&#8217;s &#8220;Re: Your Brains,&#8221; directed by my buddy Bill Stiteler and featuring a big pile of local actor/geek types. Since its debut yesterday, it&#8217;s scored over 14,000 views on YouTube, been mentioned on nerd blogs (Topless Robot, The Mary Sue) and local [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.clarencewethern.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Log-and-Capture.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1048" title="Death with Dignity" src="http://www.clarencewethern.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Log-and-Capture-300x255.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="255" /></a>Recently, I was lucky enough to participate in a music video for <strong>Jonathan Coulton&#8217;s &#8220;Re: Your Brains,&#8221;</strong> directed by my buddy <strong>Bill Stiteler</strong> and featuring a big pile of local actor/geek types.</p>
<p>Since its debut yesterday, it&#8217;s scored over 14,000 views on YouTube, been mentioned on nerd blogs (<a href="http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/03/huh_this_zombie_memo_has_an_mpg_attached.php">Topless Robot</a>, <a href="http://www.themarysue.com/re-your-brains-music-video/">The Mary Sue</a>) and local radio alike, and even <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/jonathancoulton/status/53535381894873088"><strong>Jonathan Coulton</strong> himself</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/neilhimself/status/53448709987508225"><strong>Neil Gaiman</strong></a> have tweeted their approval.</p>
<p>Here it is in all its ridiculous glory:</p>
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		<title>WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?</title>
		<link>http://www.clarencewethern.com/2009/09/15/whose-responsible-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a nerd blog I read called Topless Robot, and they recently gave birth to a new internet meme.  If you follow me on Twitter, you&#8217;ve probably already seen this stuff. They do a weekly feature called &#8220;Fan Fiction Friday,&#8221; wherein they pluck the most horrific fan fiction from the internet and post it with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s a nerd blog I read called Topless Robot, and they recently gave birth to a new internet meme.  If you <a href="http://www.twitter.com/cwethern" target="_blank">follow me on Twitter</a>, you&#8217;ve probably already seen this stuff.</p>
<p>They do a weekly feature called &#8220;Fan Fiction Friday,&#8221; wherein they pluck the most horrific fan fiction from the internet and post it with amusing commentary.  Last week, the author was none too pleased and made his outrage known.  <a title="WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?" href="http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/whose_responsible_this.php" target="_blank">Go read the extremely hilarious post at Topless Robot before you do anything else.</a>  I&#8217;ll wait.</p>
<p>One of my favorite &#8220;WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?&#8221; pics is Grimlock opining about Bay&#8217;s <em>Transformers</em>.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-739" title="Grimlock" src="http://www.clarencewethern.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/grimlock-300x148.jpg" alt="Grimlock" width="300" height="148" /></p>
<p>I made some of my own:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-740" title="Shatner wants to know!" src="http://www.clarencewethern.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/shat1.jpg" alt="Shatner wants to know!" width="445" height="341" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-741" title="Shatner demands to know!" src="http://www.clarencewethern.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/shat2.jpg" alt="Shatner demands to know!" width="400" height="242" /></p>
<p>And here&#8217;s one from a pic I took of Bill Stiteler:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-742" title="Bill is the Best" src="http://www.clarencewethern.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/billsfans.jpg" alt="Bill is the Best" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>And finally, my friend, Twin Cities actress Amber Bjork:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-743" title="Ambers Fans" src="http://www.clarencewethern.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ambersfans-300x199.jpg" alt="Ambers Fans" width="300" height="199" /></p>
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		<title>This&#8230;just&#8230;I don&#8217;t&#8230;Oh, my god.</title>
		<link>http://www.clarencewethern.com/2009/06/19/this-just-i-dont-oh-my-god/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 21:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donny &#38; Marie do Star Wars. Red Foxx is Obi-wan and makes Sanford &#38; Son jokes.  Kris Kristofferson plays Han Solo.  Paul Lynde is a bad guy.  Stormtroopers sing and dance.  As I watched this, I looked like Joaquin Phoenix when he sees the home video in Signs. You&#8217;re welcome.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Donny &amp; Marie do Star Wars. Red Foxx is Obi-wan and makes Sanford &amp; Son jokes.  Kris Kristofferson plays Han Solo.  Paul Lynde is a bad guy.  Stormtroopers sing and dance.  As I watched this, I looked like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RGtC2S22Z0">Joaquin Phoenix when he sees the home video </a>in <em>Signs</em>.</p>
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<p>You&#8217;re welcome.</p>
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		<title>Philip K. Dick&#8217;s letter to the FBI about Stanislaw Lem</title>
		<link>http://www.clarencewethern.com/2009/06/09/philip-k-dicks-letter-to-the-fbi-about-stanislaw-lem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the events fictionalized/referred to in our play, 800 Words: The Transmigration of Philip K. Dick, was the time Polish science fiction author Stanislaw Lem (Ryan Parker Knox) singled out Philip K. Dick (Luverne Seifert) as the only worthwhile American science fiction author.  You can read Lem&#8217;s essay: Philip K. Dick: A Visionary Among the Charlatans. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the events fictionalized/referred to in our play,<em><strong> </strong><a href="http://www.workhauscollective.org">800 Words: The Transmigration of Philip K. Dick</a></em>, was the time Polish science fiction author <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislaw_Lem">Stanislaw Lem</a> (Ryan Parker Knox) singled out Philip K. Dick (Luverne Seifert) as the only worthwhile American science fiction author.  You can read Lem&#8217;s essay: <em><a href="http://www.depauw.edu/sfs/backissues/5/lem5art.htm" target="_blank">Philip K. Dick: A Visionary Among the Charlatans</a></em>.</p>
<p>Dick suspected that Lem was an agent of the Communist Party (and perhaps not a person at all, but a committee) and wrote a letter to the FBI warning them about Lem, which the FBI ignored.</p>
<p>I just found the text of that letter online.  Read Phil&#8217;s paranoia after the jump.</p>
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<p>From <a href="http://english.lem.pl/">the official site</a> of Stanislaw Lem:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Philip K. Dick to the FBI, September 2, 1974</em></p>
<p>I am enclosing the letterhead of Professor Darko Suvin, to go with information and enclosures which I have sent you previously. This is the first contact I have had with Professor Suvin. Listed with him are three Marxists whom I sent you information about before, based on personal dealings with them: Peter Fitting, Fredric Jameson, and Franz Rottensteiner who is Stanislaw Lem&#8217;s official Western agent. The text of the letter indicates the extensive influence of this publication, SCIENCE-FICTION STUDIES.</p>
<p>What is involved here is not that these persons are Marxists per se or even that Fitting, Rottensteiner and Suvin are foreign-based but that all of them without exception represent dedicated outlets in a chain of command from Stanislaw Lem in Krakow, Poland, himself a total Party functionary (I know this from his published writing and personal letters to me and to other people). For an Iron Curtain Party group &#8211; Lem is probably a composite committee rather than an individual, since he writes in several styles and sometimes reads foreign, to him, languages and sometimes does not &#8211; to gain monopoly positions of power from which they can control opinion through criticism and pedagogic essays is a threat to our whole field of science fiction and its free exchange of views and ideas. Peter Fitting has in addition begun to review books for the magazines Locus and Galaxy. The Party operates (a U..S.] publishing house which does a great deal of Party-controlled science fiction. And in earlier material which I sent to you I indicated their evident penetration of the crucial publications of our professional organization SCIENCE FICTION WRITERS OF AMERICA.</p>
<p>Their main successes would appear to be in the fields of academic articles, book reviews and possibly through our organization the control in the future of the awarding of honors and titles. I think, though, at this time, that their campaign to establish Lem himself as a major novelist and critic is losing ground; it has begun to encounter serious opposition: Lem&#8217;s creative abilities now appear to have been overrated and Lem&#8217;s crude, insulting and downright ignorant attacks on American science fiction and American science fiction writers went too far too fast and alienated everyone but the Party faithful (I am one of those highly alienated).</p>
<p>It is a grim development for our field and its hopes to find much of our criticism and academic theses and publications completely controlled by a faceless group in Krakow, Poland. What can be done, though, I do not know.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Star Trek Micro Machines</title>
		<link>http://www.clarencewethern.com/2009/05/12/star-trek-micro-machines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 19:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m selling some of my stuff to supplement my income and lighten my load.  Right now, I&#8217;m eyeing my old Star Trek Micro Machines, and wondering if the current Trek mania will make them worth selling.  They&#8217;re loose, but in good shape and have their stands.  As I was searching online for an indication of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m selling some of my stuff to supplement my income and lighten my load.  Right now, I&#8217;m eyeing my old <em>Star Trek</em> Micro Machines, and wondering if the current Trek mania will make them worth selling.  They&#8217;re loose, but in good shape and have their stands.  As I was searching online for an indication of what they&#8217;re worth, I found this <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5230933/a-star-trek-clock-built-from-micro-machines">clock made with <em>Star Trek</em> Micro Machines</a>, and it made me rethink my plan.  Maybe I should craft these things into some kind of art piece?  But what?  And when?</p>
<p><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/04/startrekclock.jpg" alt="Star Trek clock" width="350" /></p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;m ready to part with (or otherwise violate) my <em>Star Wars</em> Micro Machines just yet&#8230;</p>
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