Today’s “trending topic” hashtag game on Twitter is #crapnamesforpubs, and holy crap, there are a lot of them. Here are mine: The Stranger Hug The Breathalyzed Senator The Ol’ 9-11 The Bathroom Rape Inn The Sailor and Semen The Hard Stool The Marinating Fetus Bangers ‘n’ Sashimi The Keg and Flukeworm Rolling Rock Tavern Daddy [...]

Joel Bauer wants to help you. It’s too bad you’re probably too much of a pansy loser to appreciate and impliment the wisdom he’s graciously handing you. FYI: My own lazy research indicates that this guy is serious; this is not satire.

So, every once in a while, Twitter lights up with ridiculous hashtag games.  People tweet jokes (usually puns) and label them with the appropriate hashtag.  Over the weekend, I kind of went overboard with #tvbandnames, and I apologize to anyone who was following me.  People were making portmanteaus of a TV show and a band [...]

I have decided to post a Star Trek-themed haiku on my Twitter feed every day. Follow me on Twitter! The haikus so far: Jonathan Frakes: Man, He’s striding purposefully, He will make it so. Picard walks in light. A halo is his herald, His wax’d head gleaming. Sweet Geordi LaForge, Who do you think you’re [...]

This is amazing. This is like The Vader Sessions all over again. I’m crying. Someone edited together Star Trek: The Next Generation footage into surreal, hilarious videos. You can see them all at http://www.jandrewedits.com. He also did a couple with Back to the Future, this being my favorite:

This is my own attempt at making Spamusement, poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines.

This is my own attempt at Spamusement, poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines.

This is my own attempt at Spamusement, poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines.

This is my own attempt at Spamusement, poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines.

This is my own attempt at Spamusement, poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines.