Today’s “trending topic” hashtag game on Twitter is #crapnamesforpubs, and holy crap, there are a lot of them. Here are mine:

The Stranger Hug
The Breathalyzed Senator
The Ol’ 9-11
The Bathroom Rape Inn
The Sailor and Semen
The Hard Stool
The Marinating Fetus
Bangers ‘n’ Sashimi
The Keg and Flukeworm
Rolling Rock Tavern
Daddy Daycare
Schindler’s Beer List
The Chunky Puddle
Mr. McFeely’s
The Great White Memorial Music Club
Tom Cruise’s Cocktail
The Hemingway and Rifle Inn
Henrik Ibsen’s Drinksplosion
Triumph of the Swill
The Red Roofie Inn
The Sweetbread and Pucker
The Love Taps
The Tap That Ass Room
The Lecherous Bartender
Barstool Night & Gutter Dawn