I have decided to post a Star Trek-themed haiku on my Twitter feed every day. Follow me on Twitter! The haikus so far:

Jonathan Frakes: Man,
He’s striding purposefully,
He will make it so.

Picard walks in light.
A halo is his herald,
His wax’d head gleaming.

Sweet Geordi LaForge,
Who do you think you’re fooling?
Your name is Toby.

My friend Brad joined in with the following, which I re-tweeted:

Picard sees four lights,
He does not waiver or fold,
There are never five.