When you pump gas into your car, are you disappointed and disoriented during those few moments without any form of media pacifier in your mouth? Well, worry no more, because we now have NBC at the Pump.

I encountered this while gassing up en route to my show in St. Cloud. In addition to intrusive, hyper-vivid ads for all the shit I can buy at the gas station, there are also clips and bumpers from NBC television programming.

Progress!