As the momentous ending chapter of Battlestar Galactica begins, it is only appropriate that fast food chicken dealer KFC would help usher in these last, solemn days with a sweepstakes they call the “Frak Pak.”

If you watch the show, you know how amusing this is. For those of you who don’t know the show’s lingo, “frak” is their stand-in word for “fuck,” so they can curse on the show. They use ”frak” exactly the same as “fuck” in every context, whether it’s swearing at someone or describing sexual intercourse.

That’s right, folks. KFC is currently offering the Fuck* Pack. Make your own spicy/greasy/breast/thigh/dark meat jokes in the comments, because I’m too overwhelmed. I presume the combination KFC/Taco bell locations will also offer the “Chimi-Chinga.”

Also, season four of Battlestar Galactica was recently released on DVD, and the cover image shows Lee Adama brazenly and unapologetically staring at Starbuck’s rack.

I suppose it’s all fitting. It is a pretty racy show.

* You can’t spell “fuck” without the letters k, f, and c! The only thing missing…is U!**
** (You.)