Look at this e-mail I got! ——————— From: Ken!!! Subject: 100% LEGAL BUSINESS I HAVE A MUTUAL BENEFIT FOR YOU WORTH ABOUT 12.5 MILLION POUNDS.IF YOU ARE INTERESTED AND FOR FURTHER DETAILS CONTACT ME VIA EMAIL : * ——————— * E-mail address deleted to respect Ken’s privacy(!!!). I feel like I’ve won the lottery! I’ll [...]

During last night’s Killer Joe rehearsal, make-up artist Crist Ballas paid us a visit, doing us a huge favor by designing our make-up effects. Crist, Carin, Kathy, and I crowded into the men’s room while Crist applied the above injuries and instructed me on how to replicate it. Check out that broken nose! A photographer from [...]

Today, my Google Reader treated me to the mental picture of Yoda stabbing a Milwaukee high schooler. The assailant, pictured above, has an accomplice, described as a bald, bespectacled man whose hand was last seen inserted into the assailant’s rectum.

So, this guy on YouTube sings words to movie theme music. Above is the “Raiders March” from Raiders of the Lost Ark. His rendition of Back to the Future is pretty stirring. These videos really walk the line between self-consciously funny and grating, but I can get behind this. And by the way, I can’t [...]

Now that I’ve moved into my new apartment, I’ve started hunting for furniture, since I need…well…almost everything. While looking for a sofa, I found this: I know what he means, but c’mon. Internet users as a whole, particularly those who buy furniture on craigslist, aren’t generally known for their mastery of Latin. I imagine he’s getting a [...]