The Good News: After all is said and done, my car will be practically like-new. Well, except for the exterior dings, scrapes, and scratches.

The Bad News: After all is said and done, it will have cost me about $700. And it’ll still have exterior dings, scrapes, and scratches.

You will not hear me complain, as the car was free.

Update: Shit. Make that closer to $1,000.